Friday, February 17, 2006

Top 10 ways to know that you are a BAD driver!

10) Your insurance agent sends you an invitation to a house warming party for their brand new home. The card also states that he/she couldn't have done it without you!

9) Your picture is posted as employee of the month at the local repair shop.

8) Car manufacturers use you to test the safety of new designs rather than the usual crash test dummies.

7) A special question is added to the driver’s license exam which asks how one would safely navigate past your vehicle.

6) Your car insurance premiums oddly resemble the national deficit.

5) The deer have signs up warning them that you may be crossing their path.

4) MAACO has just invited you to be their national spokesperson.

3) Emergency vehicles pull off the road to let you pass.

2) You have been refused as the designated driver more than once.

And finally the number 1 way to know that you are a bad driver is…The 2007 vehicles are coming out with pre-dented fenders in your honor.