Since I believe every Blog needs to have its own signature posting here is my contribution. Every week I will post a different top 10 list. This weeks posting is lovingly taken from my experiences in what my wife and I like to call “The armpit of Utah” (Hint you must read this using in your mind your best late night host voice)
10) The words mall and Wal-Mart are synonymous with each other
9) The local steakhouse is considered fine dining
8) The local dentists give discounts based on the number of teeth you have left
7) You can purchase stuffed dead animals at the same store you would purchase your living room set and they are considered home interior accent pieces
6) People randomly drop g’s off the end of words (huntin’, fishin’, campin’, etc)
5) People dress up and take their kids with them when they go to the auto parts stores
4) The cab of the truck is used for the dogs while the bed of the truck is for kids and spouse
3) Personal hygiene is a foreign word to most people
2) Rodeo and Monster Truck Rally’s are considered top cultural events
And the number 1 way to know you live in a redneck town like mine is…You can use the neighbors truck for a carport!
Tuesday, February 07, 2006
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