Top 10 signs that you are obsessed with Harry Potter

10) You have thought about naming your children one of the following: Sirius, Harry, Hermione, Remus, Minerva or Albus.

9) You have ever mumbled "Avada Kadavra" or "Crucio" under your breath when someone annoys you.

8) Your spouse has ever caught you saying "Up" to that Wal-Mart special broom that you own.

7) You have ever seriously considered buying any of the Noble Collection merchandise.

6) You have a fully functional Dementors costume hanging in your closet right now.

5) You have in your possession or have ever wanted a bumper sticker stating either that "My other vehicle is a Firebolt" or "If you can read this then...Avada Kadavra!"

4) You have ever referred to your boss or other authority figure as "The Dark Lord"

3) The words spew, owl, newt and D.A. have totally different meanings in your mind.

2) Your spouse catches you using her eye-liner to draw a lightning bolt scar on your own son's forehead.

And finally the number 1 sign that you are obsessed with Harry Potter is... You have the date of March 7th marked on your calendar and remind your spouse everyday of the number of days left to the release of Goblet of Fire on DVD.

Yes I am guilty myself to many of these so don't be shy to let me know if you find yourself relating to many of these signs as well. If you dare, let me know which ones you or your spouse are guilty of and we will compare them this weekend.

Harry Potter Blaspheme of the Day

(Sing this to the tune of "All Creatures of Our God and King")

Harry, Hermione and Ron...
This obsession's sick and wrong
Harry Potter, Harry Potter

I check your sites most everyday
Like a train wreck can't look away
Harry Potter, Harry Potter
Harry Potter, I'm addicted to Harry Potter

Pathetic right? I know what can I say? Everyone has to have their drug of choice mine just happens to be a literary figure! Oh well I guess there are worse things of which I could have an addiction. I'm thinking of starting the HPA Harry Potter's Anonymous club to provide a step by step process for reducing the amount of searching for Harry Potter merchandise, book info, movie info, and games to feed the habit.

Hi my name is Mark and I am a Potterholic! (crowd: "Hi Mark!") It's been about 10 seconds since I had my last Potter fix....

Let me know if there are any more Potter junkies like me out there. Come on don't be shy you know who you are!